Elliott Kalan's destiny is to be the new Andy Rooney

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   Name: Wilson Smith on Sep 28, 2011

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2. 102
   Name: Sandeep Kandhari on Sep 28, 2011

   Comments: I've known Elliott Kalan for over 12 years. The man knows how to convert his hatred into funny. He may seem much sweeter than Andy Rooney, but don't let that fool ya. Over the course of the next 60 years I'm sure Elliott will find a way to hate ponies, koalas, orphans, Twizzlers and water. You can't do much better than this guy as Rooney's replacement.

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3. 103
   Name: Adam Chodikoff on Sep 28, 2011

   Comments: My mom always wanted ME to be the next Andy Rooney.....but I will cede to youth.....

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4. 104
   Name: Jill Preschel on Sep 28, 2011

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5. 105
   Name: Matthew Pack on Sep 28, 2011

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6. 106
   Name: Nancy Roberts on Sep 28, 2011

   Comments: Fingers crossed that you will reach your goal to be 'Whiner in Chief'

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7. 107
   Name: Joan Valkys on Sep 28, 2011

   Comments: Sounds good to me Elliott. Go for it !!! --( you don't know me but I work at the Madison Library and hear about you all the time from your great Mom and enjoy the Daily show of which you are such an important part ) Good Luck--fingers crossed --Oodie V

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8. 108
   Name: Sari Rosokoff on Sep 28, 2011

   Comments: Elliott Kalan is the perfect choice to succeed Andy Rooney. He will provide the viewers of 60 Minutes with many many years of clever complaining.

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9. 109
   Name: John Oliver on Sep 28, 2011

   Comments: Elliot's qualities as an irritant are without compare. I would much rather experience him in "three minute weekly doses" on CBS than the extent to which I experience him now.

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10. 110
    Name: Honi Wasserman on Sep 28, 2011

    Comments: I hereby affirm that Elliott Kalan has ALWAYS had the soul of an old man and therefore would be a great successor to Andy Rooney.

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11. 111
    Name: Mark Paone on Sep 28, 2011

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12. 112
    Name: Ryan Hibbs on Sep 28, 2011

    Comments: It would be a mistake NOT to replace rooney with kalan!

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13. 113
    Name: Carol Malik Kirsch on Sep 28, 2011

    Comments: with Elliot's long time work experience with the Daily Show...who could be a better choice!

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14. 114
    Name: Wendy on Sep 28, 2011

    Comments: Do it CBS, you know you wanna.

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15. 115
    Name: Josh Scharf on Sep 28, 2011

    Comments: I'm certain you'll quickly fill Any Rooney's curmudgeon shoes.

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16. 116
    Name: Rachel on Sep 28, 2011

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17. 117
    Name: Chris Dunn on Sep 28, 2011

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18. 118
    Name: Devin Davis on Sep 28, 2011

    Comments: Nobody better to pick up right where Andy Rooney left off.

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19. 119
    Name: Corinne Errico on Sep 28, 2011

    Comments: Elliott will be even better than Andy Rooney!

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20. 120
    Name: Anonymous on Sep 28, 2011

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21. 121
    Name: David Blog on Sep 28, 2011

    Comments: Elliott would be the best

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22. 122
    Name: Daniel Errico on Sep 28, 2011

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23. 123
    Name: Sarah Schwartz on Sep 28, 2011

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24. 124
    Name: Nan Gordon on Sep 28, 2011

    Comments: Please consider choosing Elliot Kalan to replace Andy Rooney!

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25. 125
    Name: Linda Nicolas on Sep 28, 2011

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26. 126
    Name: Ainsley Drew on Sep 28, 2011

    Comments: Mr. Kalan is America's gift to curmudgeons everywhere. It's his shoes that Andy Rooney will eventually wish he could fill. "Eventually" meaning as soon as you give Mr. Kalan his chair.

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27. 127
    Name: Linda Nicolas on Sep 28, 2011

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28. 128
    Name: Matt Decovsky on Sep 28, 2011

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29. 129
    Name: Tom Ceraulo on Sep 28, 2011

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30. 130
    Name: Lounaci on Sep 28, 2011

    Comments: I don't know that man but I guess he's good for the job

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31. 131
    Name: Judy/art Fredman on Sep 28, 2011

    Comments: He's the best - a sure winner - ratings are certain to jump with Elliott on camera.

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32. 132
    Name: Cindy Scharf on Sep 28, 2011

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33. 133
    Name: Heather Pierce on Sep 28, 2011

    Comments: Someone needs to stay on top of the ever-shrinking coffee can. And that someone is Elliott Kalan.

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34. 134
    Name: Alan And Barbara Kral on Sep 28, 2011

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35. 135
    Name: Teri Abrams on Sep 28, 2011

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36. 136
    Name: Jeanne Seigle on Sep 28, 2011

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37. 137
    Name: Sylvie Rosokoff on Sep 28, 2011

    Comments: Elliott for president! Normal cookies forever!

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38. 138
    Name: Justin Gutterman on Sep 29, 2011

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39. 139
    Name: Anne Marie on Sep 29, 2011

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40. 140
    Name: Rob Bates on Sep 29, 2011

    Comments: A brilliant idea. One could argue Andy Rooney was the old Elliott Kalan.

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41. 141
    Name: Rick Krupa on Sep 29, 2011

    Comments: Do it.

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42. 142
    Name: Drew Aslin on Sep 29, 2011

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43. 143
    Name: Roger Mgrdichian on Sep 29, 2011

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44. 144
    Name: Barbara Tejerina on Sep 29, 2011

    Comments: Go Elliott!

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45. 145
    Name: Aimee Quesada on Sep 29, 2011

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46. 146
    Name: Rosie Errico Miskowicz on Sep 29, 2011

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47. 147
    Name: Anonymous on Sep 29, 2011

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48. 148
    Name: Benjamin Spoer on Sep 29, 2011

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49. 149
    Name: Ken Shuldman on Sep 29, 2011

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50. 150
    Name: Phil Kirsch on Sep 29, 2011

    Comments: Being a long-time acquaintance (and, I hope to this point, friend) of your mother, I can assure all other supporters that you have the proper genetic profile for this undertaking. I mean, of course, the ability to speak out (what did you think I meant?). We certainly need more discontent and negativity in this world, and you may be just the person to supply it. Best wishes; in a few years viewers may be saying about you, also: "was he ever young?"

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