We, the undersigned members of the Canadian nation, being brought down daily by tragedies such as the sad story of Amanda Todd, Quebec's construction-corruption inquiry, the funding of the Alberta provincial Conservative party, and our imminent "appointment with a snow plow," require our elected representatives to do something dramatic to bolster our spirits, because Parliament just can't cut it no more.
And so, in the spirit of zany borne of hyperpartisanship, we call on Justin Trudeau to challenge Prime Minister Stephen Harper to a "Gangnam Style" Dance Off. Extra points for naked ab definition, which hereby surpasses naked ambition in our affections. Judging by His Excellency the Right Honourable David Johnston, C.C., C.M.M., C.O.M., C.D., Governor General and Commander-in-Chief of Canada. Or maybe Rick Mercer.