Dear 1st Marine Raider Battalion Admins, I would like to propose that all of the voice commands on your public server be replaced with clips recorded by MSgt. S. Jones. When Jones enters the server all are joyous. When he leaves we are... so sad. Like gravy on cold turkey, his voice warms our hearts. His accent has all the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects. The warm, the richly coloured, the infinitely friendly world of Jones. How delightfully amusing! For these reasons I ask that you please replace all the voice commands with tidbits of Jones so that we might never be without him.