This petition has been created to raise awareness for skills and ethnicities previously not recognized as such and to have these added as valuable and valid skills and ethnicities to resumes, job applications, school forms, and in any other form or setting appropriate. This list is not exhaustive but includes the languages of sarcasm and typo-speak and the skills of wrench stabbing, toolbox throwing, stove dropping, and one handed ponytail creating. . The first ethnicities to be included are those of Lupine-Americans and Alice-Wrenchian Americans. More of both categories may be added to as the need arises.