The future of Rangers Football Club both financially and culturally is in grave danger. There is however a solution to saving both the club and securing the long-term future of Scotland as a whole - Lee McCulloch performing the Gangnam Style dance when he scores a goal for the club.
I am sure I don't need to explain how this will help because the impact of such an event is obvious to all concerned.
The birth of the Jignam Style celebration will revolutionize Rangers Football Club and Football around the world, scientists say that although there is a danger Jignam Style will cause a Polar Shift it is likely a successful Jignam Style would cause world peace, and a dramatic decrease in sales of jelly and ice cream.
Thank you for being part of the creation of something beautiful Jignam Style 2012.
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