A Bellingham Clothing Optional Beach - Jay Inslee Clothing Optional Beach JICOB!
Support the creation of a Clothing Optional Beach. Named after Gov Jay Inslee. Jay Inslee Clothing Optional Beach JICOB. Located in Bellingham Bay, sun bathers will be visible from the new, nearby $8 million dollar over water walk way. Western Washington University students can bask in the sun near the beach. Nearby by piles of dioxin contaminated mercury waste and toxic dredgings will serve as a delightful back drop. Beneficial re-use of cadmium and lead contaminated soils will splash the optionally naked sun bathers. Tiny bones and teeth from years of burning and dumping medical waste will wash ashore. Harbor seals will lose scarce habitat and be forced elsewhere. A "Taking" permit will make their inevitable deaths legal however. The beach will compete with Vancouver Canada's Wreck beach and provide a place for creepy old men to go and hang out. Support this Jay Inslee Clothing Optional Beach ( JICOB ) by signing the petition today.
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