force Emeril Lagasse to speak japanese on TV

It is time for a change. We all watch the Food Network, and we have all seen Emeril Lagasse's cooking show. Now what separates it from every other cooking show on the Food Network Not much, except for the occasional "BAM!". But what if that "BAM!", was in a different language Stay with me here, because this idea is ingenious. This petition was created for the act of forcing Emeril Lagasse to speak Japanese, instead of English while recording his show. The petition is asking for the following: 1.Emeril will only speak in Japanese from now on while in front of a studio audience. 2.Japanese game-show sound effects and other Japanese things will be used during the show, such as random Japanese text popping up on the screen when something exciting happens. 3.A small japanese man will be the announcer for the show and he will constantly talk to Emeril through out the show. 4.Doc Gibbs will wear a kimono at all times 5.and finally instead of the trademarked "BAM!" he will yell "BAMMMUUU!!!" As if he is yelling it in "engrish", it will be longer, and it will be yelled in a very dramatic, and epic way.


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