Jeff Gordon: Drink from the Keg of Glory by running with your friends to P-town

Top Ten Reasons Jeff Gordon should drink from the Keg of Glory by running a Ragnar Relay Race with his favorite DC homos to P-town: 1) This petition contains a West Wing reference. Look, we've already demonstrated our ability to make you smile. 2) Grad school is boring. Experts say the monotony can be broken up with a nice run outdoors, followed by yummy food, followed by more running, followed by booze, music and sleep, followed by a little more running, and concluded by getting laid in P-town. 3) We're renting a beach house. In P-town. Every red-blooded American homo has dreamed of such a weekend. Jeff, we can make your dreams come true. 4) Said beach house will be staffed by the Taylor/Oklin clan in charge of booze, Adam in charge of food, Jason in charge of Fun, Joey in charge of comic-inspired, geeky sci-fi references, Chris in charge of music, and Tristan in charge of everything else no one wants to be in charge of. It's the Dream Team. 5) Tristan is following up his award-winning Ragnar Miami van decorating performance (see: with a repeat attempt. 6) A Ragnar race gives each runner the freedom to choose how much they want to run over 3 relay legs, so if you can run an easy 3 miles in one go and hand off the relay bracelet, you, Jeff, can run a Ragnar. 7) Travel statistics show New York City in late April/early May is overcrowded with tourists due to Cinco De Mayo, Tribeca Film Festival, Bike NY, and lesbians for the opening of the WNBA season. It's time to get out of town and go to Cape Cod with us. 8) Don't these look like happy people? 9) You miss DC homo friends and DC homo friends miss you. 10) But they'll miss you less if you reject their overtures to have fun with them. Bonus reason: There will also be this: Come to P-town, Jeff! Signed, your friends


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