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  1. 1
    Name: Larry Harmon on Jul 3, 2007
    Comments: John needs to get on this shit! WTF!!!!
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  2. 2
    Name: Sam "Piston Dick" Mendoza on Jul 3, 2007
    Comments: I used to fuck him in real life... now I want to fuck him online.
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  3. 3
    Name: Thomas on Jul 3, 2007
    Comments: Actually I think he should buy me one, but maybe if he gets one then I'll just steal his...
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    Name: Rian "Not A Bit" Bashaw on Jul 3, 2007
    Comments: I have a disgusting face infection, possibly herpes... but I see the value of the Xbox. I plead with everyone, PLEASE! SIGN THIS PETITION! GET JOHN ON LIVE! OR I'LL INFECT YOU WITH FACE HERPES.
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  5. 5
    Name: Derrick Mattix on Jul 3, 2007
    Comments: Fuck John!
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  6. 6
    Name: Dirk on Jul 4, 2007
    Comments: Wow...just wow.
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  7. 7
    Name: Jeremy Pratt on Jul 5, 2007
    Comments: John, you know I love you man. Please man, take a look in the mirror... just do it.
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  8. 8
    Name: Steve Koehler on Jul 6, 2007
    Comments: Add me to the ever growing list!
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  9. 9
    Name: Sarah Fraser on Jul 17, 2007
    Comments: My little bro needs to get online!
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  10. 10
    Name: Sarah Fraser on Jul 17, 2007
    Comments: My little bro needs to get online!
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    Name: Dan Curran on Jul 17, 2007
    Comments: Hey, John and I used to fuck... bottom line, he needs this. It will be good for him.
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  12. 12
    Name: Blacky McBlackerson on Jul 17, 2007
    Comments: Yo! Wut up, nigga I be hittin' yo bitch wit dis fat stick! Yayuh, bizzoy! I be in dat biaatch all day, end day! FO SHO! Anyway, dis nigga needs to jack himself one o' dem xbox's fo sho, nigga.
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    Name: Ron Fraser on Jul 17, 2007
    Comments: I'm John's evil twin brother. I would like to play online with him since we can't see each other much (he works a lot, and I'm in an evil lair). It would really do a lot for our relationship, and I think it might just make me a little less evil.
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    Name: President G.W. Bush on Jul 17, 2007
    Comments: I'm not going to try and impress you with baffimacations of the English language, but what I will do is tell you that John B. Fraser is a good man... he deserves more... the American people deserve more. It's time we take a stand, for the regentrifacation of intermitations of the xbox 360, and all that lies therein. Thank you, and have a good night.
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    Name: Larry The Cable Guy on Jul 17, 2007
    Comments: Joooohhhnnn! Hey boy! You need to GIT R' DONE! Dey Tuuk eeerr jeeebs! You need to GIT R' DONE... YOU HERE ME BOY... GIT...R'...DONE...
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  16. 16
    Name: Robert Saenz on Oct 2, 2007
    Comments: I'll sign. Get him one!
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  17. 17
    Name: Dirk on Dec 18, 2007
    Comments: FUCKING DO IT, JOHN!!!
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  18. 18
    Name: Dirk on May 20, 2008
    Comments: JOHN! Stop shooting your neighbors! Do it!
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