Stop Jason's Reign of Suckiness

This year, the Dansville Domination had a historic season enroute to a well-deserved fantasy baseball championship. Unfortunately, this momentous occasion has been marred by the jealousy and ineptitude of the league's commissioner: the low-life Jason Mathers. Nearly three weeks has passed since the end of the baseball season, and Jason has still yet to place "Dansville Domination" on the league's Banner of Champions. This despite the fact that Jason has put up the names of champions in a timely fashion every year previous to this -- including putting his own team up last year BEFORE THE END OF THE SEASON!!! Therefore, WE THE UNDERSIGNED ask that Jason STOP HIS REIGN OF SUCKINESS and immediately insert the Dansville Domination into its rightful place atop the Banner of Champions.


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    Roger Clemens, United States

    5 years ago Comments: Jason is the only person I know that makes me look good!
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    Jack Clark, United States

    5 years ago Comments: Scumbag!
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    John Henry, United States

    5 years ago Comments: Jason is the worst person I know
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