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It's Gonna Hurt - Castro

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You think you like big hurting sticks? Think you like having big sticks in your back? Well then allow us to introduce you to our pal Castro. Castro packs a solid unit...about 10 inches long and over 7 inches around. Want to know just how big that is? Well a 12 oz can of soda is also about 7 inches around...ever had a can of soda in your back? (If so, then drop us a line, Castro is always looking for fresh meat.
 Amazing, exclusive...and real giant!

ITSGONNAHURT!

What's good everyone? Today we stopped by this kid Caleb's house and Castro laid down the supreme right up the old brown eye. This new fresh meat had no clue he would be receiving a stick up his backdoor the size of a baseball bat. Needless to say he was hurtin pretty good towards the end. All in All it was a swell day for Caleb and I think he will recover just fine!

IT'S GONNA HURT!

Okay so this guy claims he's straight. Sure Darius may have fooled around with a couple of guys. Maybe even tasted a bat or two. But he is not gay. No sir, he's even got a girlfriend to prove it. Sure, he admits he lets her put on a strap on and put it in his 4ss. But he is not a homosexual. Till he met Castro. This Texas boy found out the slogan everything is bigger in Texas dosen't apply to Castro's supreme.

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