Seriously. I am a 17 year old Wiccan lesbian with a life border lining on ridiculously dramatic. I wouldn't just be your guilty viewing pleasure I would be your guilty viewing treasure. My Grandma wants to sell sex toys. I do theater stuff and school things. I'm going to be a cosmetologist. My brother is too funny for words, but also really offensive. We learn life lessons almost every day, but forget them the next day. My friends are all a bunch of screw balls and mall stalking happens far too often. Where the hell is my TV show.