DECLARATION OF SOAP FAN'S LOYALTY TO DEBRA BLACKWELL, SOAPNET'S TRUE BIOLOGICAL MOTHER WE THE SOAP OPERA FANS OF THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND ELSEWHERE HEREBY PROCLAIM OUR DEVOTION TO THE IMMEDIATE AND UNCONDITIONAL FIRING OF ABC/DISNEY'S ANNE SWEENEY FOR HER EGREGIOUS TRANSGRESSIONS COMMITTED AGAINST AMERICA'S GREATEST STORYTELLING TRADITION GENRE AS EXEMPLIFIED BY ICONIC WRITER AGNES NIXON'S BELOVED AND ERRONEOUSLY CANCELLED DAYTIME TELEVISION'S "ONE LIFE TO LIVE" AND "ALL MY CHILDREN." MOREOVER, WE ARE DEMANDING THE IMMEDIATE RETURN OF SOAPNET'S BELOVED TRUE BIOLOGICAL MOTHER, DEBRA BLACKWELL, TO HER RIGHTFUL THRONE. SOAP FANS ALL ACROSS AMERICA AND ELSEWHERE, OF ALL AGES, RACES, RELIGIONS, ETHNIC BACKGROUNDS, EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUNDS, ECONOMIC STRATA, SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS, NEED FOR OUR SOAP OPERAS TO HAVE A RIGHTFUL "HOME" AND THAT HOME IS "SOAPNET" AND ITS BEING FORTHWITH RESTORED TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE, WITHOUT FURTHER OBFUSCATION AND DELAY ON THE PART OF ABC/DISNEY, OR ANY OTHER WILLING TELEVISION NETWORK BRIGHT ENOUGH TO SEIZE THE DAY AND THE SOLID BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY FOR CAPTURING - GLOBAL MARKET SHARE -- AND DIEHARD LOYALIST VIEWERS THAT WILL MAKE TELEVISION NETWORK'S CORPORATE ADVERTISERS "HAPPY GO LUCKY" [$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$] FOR MANY, MANY YEARS TO COME. SIGNED, THE SOAP FANS OF AMERICA

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