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We, that is to say, those who have responded positively to this post by one Philip Hamm, feel that internet petitions succeed only in making signers of said petitions feel good about agreeing with other signers. This serves only to perpetuate a lonely existence bolstered by the misguided belief that because others in the WWW agree with you, you're not alone. That is false hope. You are alone. The Internet has made you that way. Sign this petition to agree with us and feel good about the fact that we agree with you. You'll still be alone, but at least more people will agree with you!

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www.cykopath.com : petition creator

This petition was inspired by the musings of Philip Hamm, bolstered by the initial agreeing post of "TheJoe". Generally, I don't pay any attention to the poo flung from mouths on internet message boards, and I recommend you do the same, but these guys are briliant. Really, their intellect is off the charts. They should be followed in a cult-like way.

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