Intergalactic Overlord of 'Merica
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Make Rush Limbaugh Intergalactic Overlord of 'Merica and a plate of olives his Vice Intergalactic Overlord.
For the sake of clarity and to avoid any infighting among the petitioners, the plate of olives will be assorted for the sake of diversity. Some with pits, some without. All colors and origins welcome.
**Special Thanks**
A special thank you to an old friend who posted this inspirational message on Facebook, without him, I would never have felt so called to action for my country:
"If you are spending your time searching for secession petitions to sign, you might want to spend your time alternatively. It's not possible. The Civil War settled that argument. It's the only verbiage in our documents that is written in ALL CAPS, just in case some hairboned constituents got a wild idea. We're laughing at you, petition signers. Start another one to make Rush Limbaugh Intergalactic Overlord of 'Merica, a plate of olives as his Vice Int. O."
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