Recognize VOICE IMMODULATION!

VOICE IMMODULATION is a disease which causes sufferers to be unable to control the volume or inflection of their voices. It affects upwards of seven Americans every year. It can happen to anyone provided they are born at least two months late and have been exposed to gold dust. Celebrities such as PETE SAMPRAS are proof that even the VOICE IMMODULATED can contribute to society. He is a poster child for VOICE IMMODULATION AWARENESS. VOICE IMMODULATION has been fully acknowledged by medical communities of both the United States and Britain. The time is now to start petitioning the Canadian government and medical societies for recognition of this debilitating illness.

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The JACOB SILJ INSTITUTE is committed to raising awareness of VOICE IMMODULATION.

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