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Mr. Mayer, please strip for Ashley's birthday!

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My friend, Ashley, has had a rough year. Aside from the ups and downs of going through a quarter-life crisis, she also had a cancer scare. Through all of it, music - mostly that by John Mayer - kept her feeling stronger than she should've been. It is my goal to get John Mayer to reply to her on Twitter, if not in some other way, to show his love on her birthday. Therefore: We, the undersigned, thereby ask you, John Clayton Mayer (@johncmayer) to strip for my friend, Ashley Elizabeth Pino (@glass_passenger), for her 25th birthday on August 17th, 2009. We understand that stripping is very controversial for a celebrity such as yourself, and could perhaps leave you feeling cheap and used (and in the rags more often than you already are). Also, you live on the opposite side of the country. So, if you would like an alternative way to show your love, we will accept that as well. As long as it's something awesome and personal and sexy and, hopefully, written by Richard Marx. Love, Jasmine Michele Bella (@gingerchildren)

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