Every year, 0 catnip related crimes are committed.  Ever since the legalization of catnip crimes committed under the influence of catnip have moved up by a shocking -1%.  Packages of legal catnip can now be found in stores throughout the nation, making it easily excess able to teenage cats.  Every year 0 teenage cats under the influence of catnip run away from home.  That is a .000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance that your cat will run away from home.  Studies have shown that catnip is actually a gateway nip, inspiring its users to try stronger nips, such as zebra nip, or camel nip.  Please don't let cat nip claim it's next and first victim.  Please sign this petition.  It could be your kitty out on the streets.