Your breathing pattern is messed up because of your apneic threshold being reached too many times at once

You have suffered from a cold, a sinus infection or a torticollis this year for spending too much time outside in the rain or cranking up he A/C at full blast

You have a ball in your stomach every day around 11:30 (which by the way, is 1/2 an hour late)

You have overdosed on febreeze at the office once or more times

We can go on but you should get point.

If one of more of these describes you, then this petition is for you.

Your voice counts. Let's hear it.