The one true leader of our time has bowed out of the race to the Áras due to the pressure he faced from the media and unjust smear campaign that all started when he did not go to the ploughing championships. That and he's 23, so the law has stopped him from running in the first place but that's not an issue! Hell, it didn't stop Higgins or Gay Byrne despite Death is knocking on their doors and sipping tea just waiting for the right moment... We need a person who embodies the duties and responsibilities of the president and who is not afraid to stop by France on a naval vessel shouting slurs at Sarkozy or join Berlusconi for a nightcap and his daily Bunga Bunga parties. We need someone who is unafraid of buying expensive things while the rest of us struggle on, wondering if we can afford a slice pan of Brendan's Bread whilst he mocks us by eating steak. We don't need some one old, short, leprechaun like, in experienced, a broke business man or so backwards in his views that he still communicates by morse code instead of text - essentially we don't need Gay Mitchell. Come on Ireland, wake up and smell the horse dung on the road! We need this! I can has Dave 2011 as candidate? Yes, with Dave 2011, we can all say that we’ve never felt better.