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Do you remember what it was like before Hunter became president? Beans gave you gas and midget children mischievously sang to resonate your bowels and make you go caca. But you don't remember that because a) it was 2006 and who can remember that far back and b) you've repressed it because it was so bad. So unless you want to return to having the shit sung out of you you'd better sign this one too...
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Hunter Maats, the hero of the battle of Encino, returns for another term. Hail to the chief. This one may not smoke the peace pipe but he makes sure everyone else does so they're too blazed to fight...
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