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Being President is kind of like being Hugh Heffner. The only difference is Hugh has to publish a magazine every month.
Hugh has to be old. The President does not. This petition is for a candidate who not only doesn't have Alzheimer's but can also appreciate it...

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Hunter Maats knows it's a tough job requiring masterful oratorical skills and a keen insight into the many facets of international politics but...he'll pull through.

 

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