Join the fight against too much information:

Imagine Sarah McLachlan is singing to you, as pictures of your most despised Facebook friends slowly drag across your screen. Hello, I am Jacob Balshin, and everyday an innocent person you, or I may know suffers at the hands of some asshole on Facebook who decides that now is a good time for people to learn their middle name. Please do not sit back. Join the fight against replacing your last name with your middle name on Facebook. By donating just a few minutes of your time, and signing the petition against middle names on Facebook, you can save hundreds of kids from getting to know someone far better than had ever been intended on. Please do not hesitate, sign now. Every minute you wait my Facebook Chat list will start to look more and more like the names on an NFL roster.