To the Honourable Membership of HROP, The Petition of the Undersigned shows: That cellular phone generated workplace noise pollution in the office has become untenable due to a solitary cellular phone belonging to a certain person, D.B. The undersigned believe that D.B.'s extraordinary ring tone volume level combined with the obnoxious ring tone itself is damaging to workplace morale and productivity. The Petitioners ask and request that the cellular phone belonging to D.B. be prevented from emitting unhealthy noise pollution. This may be acheived by altering its settings, immersion in water, gravitational or percussion modification techniques, or by ensconcing the phone permanently in soundproof materials.
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Old E. Waters, Canada5 years ago Comments: Just sell your phone for crack like I did
U.R. Very Loud, Canada5 years ago Comments: What, what, what...am I now deaf
Michael Mouse, Canada5 years ago Comments: I have nightmares because of that ring tone
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