Dear Rogers Communications,

As of September 20, 2016 the Toronto Blue Jays are 82-68 on the season. While that's far from the worst record in baseball, they should be doing far, far better at this critical juncture. Much of the criticism has come from manager John Gibbons, who continues to make questionable choices around his lineup and bullpen. We say, no more!

Gibby had his chance this and last year to manage an incredible team and continually falls short. Insiders such as Tim & Sid and phone caller "Stellen" have been calling for his head for some time now.

Who should replace Gibbons? How about Stu Stone?

Stu Stone's record speaks for itself. He's already dominated Hollywood, being the voice of Chuckie in "My Pet Monster" and Ralphie in "The Magic School Bus" and stole the show in MTV's "Blowin' Up" reality show. Plus he has a top podcast to his credit, several albums and once had a five-star MOTY candidate with yours truly in the famed Bulldog Basement of Thornhill, Ontario.

Want more proof? How about the fact that Stu Stone was once named Manager of the Year? Sure, it was in a different sport, but who cares? How much more difficult can managing guys like Kevin Pillar be than managing people who grunt and scream while wearing spandex underwear? And besides, has Gibby ever been named Manager of the Year for ANYTHING? I think not!

The choice is obvious - it's time to #FireGibbons and #HireStu. Sign this petition if you agree! Hell.... sign this petition even if you don't, because we need signatures!