Hello petition visitors, I assume you've seen the title of this petition, and your reaction was one of two things, either "YEAH let hilary fight drake bell, I am ALL about this" or "who is hilary and why do they want to fight drake bell", and my response to both of those are as followed;

I AM ALSO ALL ABOUT THIS, and

Well fellow citizen of this unholy and godless planet, I am glad you asked. Hilary is a small bean who would fight a stop sign (probably) who wants to beat up Drake Bell because he is, to quote, still going to "call him (Caitlyn Jenner) Bruce", which is just, why? Why? Who made you this way? Why are you like this? When did you decide to become transphobic trash?

And as much as I, and several other people would also like to fight Drake Bell, we decided it would be funnier to let Hilary do it. And if you're still not convinced, here is a list of reasons why we should help Hilary fight Drake Bell;

1. he's transphobic
2. gross
3. probably smells like ketchup anyways
4. hurt everyone's feelings
5. keeps his toenails probably

Thank you for your consideration and support

#HelpHilaryFightDrakeBell