Give Stephen Colbert a Chance to Go for the Gold!

The U.S. Olympic Curling Team didn't want Stephen Colbert to join them, but we want him!

Let's get him to be on a team for the HowardCenter's Curling Challenge, the first curling fundraiser in Vermont, on Saturday, March 20, at Cairn's Arena, in South Burlington, Vermont.

Sign below to get Stephen Colbert to come to Vermont to compete for a (not as official, but definitely honorable) gold medal. Vermont's Green Mountain Curling Club will provide instruction and all equipment needed: brooms, stones, and sliders to wear over your own sneakers. Colbert, come as you are! We’ll take you!

Funds raised will benefit HowardCenter programs, which provide developmental, mental health, substance abuse, and child, youth, and family services to 15,000 people a year. Sign here and we will send this petition off to Stephen Colbert at Comedy Central!

If you want to compete yourselves, visit www.howardcenter.org.

HEY, COLBERT! WE WANT YOU ON OUR TEAM!