No voters of Scotland. We all want to be ruled from a foreign land by foreign people to make our country richer and safer, We accept it is the best option for Scotland not be in the hands of Scots, who lets face it, are simple people and not worthy of ruling their own land. But why stick with London? The UK has been declining since the end of the second world war, becoming poorer than other nations, spending less on defence and being overtaken in wealth even by its former colonies like India. Voting YES is simply not an option, we as Scots are cowards and cannot stand on our own two feet. So I say we as NO voters should look elsewhere to be ruled, and i say lets choose China! China has consistently been ruthless with its military operations, has become wealthier than the UK and lets not forget has great food. Beijing have assured me that we will have the same influence in China as we do in the UK today, negligible, so what have we got to lose? Lets become Chinese, vote with me and show your support for Scots to be ruled by anyone apart from ourselves! Vote for Chinese rule in Scotland!