Petition to Have Chad Kroeger Neutered and Avril Lavigne Spayed

We, the undersigned, hereby demand that scientific precautions be taken to ensure that Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne never procreate. To that end, we demand that each of them have their reproductive organs surgically removed. Lest you think us cruel, we will allow them to retain the use of their vocal chords. We just want to ensure that they each represent the end of their wretched line.

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  • jeff martin It's only fair......

  • Bobby Destroy-her FUCK! OFF!

  • Anonymous Properly spayed and neutered, weather with surgery or with chemicals

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