Sign Petition

NO MORE BROCCOLI

15 Signatures Goal: 100

We, the kids of Willows Cove, unite to BAN BROCCOLI, this horrible and despicable sprout. Why Because it's yucky. And it's green. We, the kids of Willows Cove, unite to protest the unfair insistence of Adults everywhere to FORCE innocent children into the EATING OF BROCCOLI, under threat of dire consequences. We, the kids of Willows Cove are asking all kids (and Adults who hate broccoli) to band together and work to get this much hated and cursed vegetable banned from our groceries, tables and food menus. We will not eat broccoli in a house, We will not eat broccoli with a mouse. We will not eat broccoli in a car, We will not eat broccoli near or far. We will not eat broccoli covered with cheese, We will not eat broccoli if you say please. We will not eat broccoli today or tomorrow, We will not eat broccoli much to your sorrow. NO MORE BROCCOLI! DOWN WITH BROCCOLI! Please sign the petition!

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Signatures

  • 7 months ago
    Cory Danger Kiser United States
    7 months ago
  • 8 months ago
    Cory Kiser United States
    8 months ago
  • 1 year ago
    Cory "Buttermilk" Kiser
    1 year ago
  • 1 year ago
    Cory "Lee" Kiser
    1 year ago
  • 2 years ago
    Cory Lee Kiser
    2 years ago
  • 3 years ago
    Cory Lee Kiser United States
    3 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Ashley United States
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    lizz Canada
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Topaz Jennifer Williams United States
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Ellie Rose Linder United States
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Indiana Bree Linder United States
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    di United States
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Bethy United Kingdom
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    kylie Blackthorn United States
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    aniessa blackthorn United States
    8 years ago