Make Joanna Newsom join Harptallica!

The petition

I support an ammendment to the United States constitution requiring that Joanna Newsom, indie idolatress, join viralist string-thrash sensations Harptallica in holy matrimony for a live stadium tour to commence no later than December 31, 2007.

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