We, the undersigned fans of hard rock and heavy metal music, hereby call upon The National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences to nominate The Devin Townsend Project and Fear Factory's collaborative 'First Movement' of farts for a 2014 'Best Hard Rock/Heavy Metal Performance' Grammy award. While we understand that the song is ineligible for the 2013 awards, the nominations for which have already been announced, as fans of this style of music -- and, we feel, therefore the people best suited to determine who should receive such an honor -- it is our collective opinion that this recording is of such momentous importance as to demand recognition at the appropriate time.