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It's time to bid farwell to Andy's Bells leotard collection

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There comes a point in your life when the leotard you so proudly pranced about in needs to retired, to be confined to a memory of a once glorious youth when you and your alien friend ruled the pop charts. Andy's belly, once filled with fire is now filled with ciabatta bread rolls. Sadly, because of this, the leotard needs to be retired for a more dignified range of clothing; perhaps a pair of pants worn above the belly button to lessen the initial unsightly impact of his fleshy, fat belly. Oh, and a black t-shirt always helps as well. So, If you believe that the leotard should be retired from Andy's expensive and extensive wardrobe, then please sign the petition and I will forward it to the nice folks at the Erasure forum; home of Canada's finest Country & Western Music Director (in The Town of Armstrong, British Columbia, pop. 4200).

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