Would someone give Eric a damn game this year? This is freaking terrible. How is this guy 17-1-2 this year? Sure, he's 2nd in batting but the guy is 6th in pitching. 6th! That is terrible. He should be around 12-8 like I am.

Look, I'm 1st in batting AND pitching, yet I'm 12-8. Save some of your bullets for someone else, OK? This is freaking ridiculous.

Mark, you were like Pete Rose on a greenie binge during week 1. All of a sudden you play Eric and you're the 1962 Mets, only worse. C'mon man. Get it together!