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    Name: Semelina Golfball on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: He's a real piece of work.
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    Name: Jesus on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: Yeah. I don't really like him much. Dont think I'll let him in my special club.
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    Name: Satan on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: Yeah, I don't agree with Jesus about many things but he aint coming to my club either.
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    Name: Ernie on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: yep, he's bad to the bone
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    Name: An Impartial Dog on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: Woof Woof, Really offensive. Woof Woof. Grrrrrr.
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    Name: Jonsey Jones on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: Some times he makes me feel so sad I want to go to sleep
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    Name: Madyjew on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: He is a disgrace to the Jewish community. Not only is he violent and aggressive towards women, but he has been rumoured to embezzle monies from the companies he has worked for. Oh, he's got a big nose too
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    Name: Wendy Squelch on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: He is quite bad
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    Name: Buntie Mayonnaise on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: He's not offensive- its CULTURAL IGNORANCE
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    Name: Pauline Invagination on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: i have worked out that he is 6.5 out of 10 offensive and he has commited a yellow offense on the rudeness scale.
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    Name: Yellow Bentine on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: One time I heard him shout "Codswallop" at a gold fish
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    Name: Ian Ian 'Ian' McPaul on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: i cannee tell wot the wee koont is on a boot; ef he coold speck in Fooking englesh foor a wee while i meet be eble to undastand tha daft bastarrd...
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    Name: Anti-Mooner22 on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: He mooned me once, but I could see his danglies, and i found that very offensive indeed.
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    Name: Trevor Fattehole on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: I once awoke from a bad dream to see Gerwyn standing over my bed holding a damp cloth in one hand. He left shortly afterwards, and I wept.
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    Name: Polly Gonad Sod on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: I have recurrent nightmares involving Gerwyn. i dreamt that I was a green translucent sphere floating out of our solar system, unable to see and unable to change direction. I could not see Gerwyn, but i could sense his presence and knew that it was him that was driving me out of the galaxy. i think it was because i ate all of his bread once.
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    Name: Ivana Dink on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: I agree with Wendy. He is bad but its not just his words that are offensive, he really does need to be taught how to use a toothbrush.
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    Name: Livebearer Feotus on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: My childhoood is tainted by bizarre imagery of a bearded figure. I once thought it was Jesus himself, but after reading his above post I now acknowledge that it was Gerwyn, ominously haunting me from within, holding my heart and squeezing it like a baby grasping the finger of his mother. Thats offensive, very mean of him.
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    Name: Norman Cakemouth on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: I'm a diabetic and i like cake you can call me pathetic but at least im not fake
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    Name: Frank S on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: What offends me is how Gerwyn constantly tries to be like David Baddiel. Firstly, he has tried to copy his look, with minimal success. Now he is attempting to be humorous but his 'comedy' is frankly abysmal.
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    Name: Cuskette Melange on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: I don't think Gerwyn is offensive, but I am jealous of Gerwyn's long, elegant tongue. I once saw him use it to remove strawberry sauce from an ice-cream cone, recently purchased from a Mr. Whippy van but already beginning to melt in the midday heat of that beautiful Thursday back in the summer of 2003.
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    Name: Mrs Teresa on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: I think Gerwyn is FAB. I dont know why everyone is being so hate-filled. We should all spread love and be kind to one another.
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    Name: Bubblewrap Dave on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: I am made of bubblewrap yet his comments have pierced my protective layer and broken my heart.
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    Name: Dont Be A Hatah on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: Gerwyn's a better man than the lot of you. He made me a sculpture of a cat once and gave it to me for free. I took it to Iceland and it glistened in the midnight sun, allowing me to find my way out of the treacherous and icy wastes. I'd have it with me today if it wasn't for a pilfering strumpet that I encountered in Turkey.
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    Name: Sky From Neighbours on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: Hey stop picking on Gerwyn! Come on you guys, I met him in a spade museum in Llanelli and he wasn't rude, he just looked at my boobs when i he thought I wasnt looking.
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    Name: Sam Spade on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: It's true, the guy knows his spades.
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    Name: Spatula Man on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: Yeh, theres no denying he is a good spader, regardless of what people say.
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    Name: Christopher Rufts on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: I once had dog called Gerwyn. Its dead now.
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    Name: Willy Penis on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: Why art though then exasperate, thou idle immaterial skein of sleave-silk, thou tassel of a prodigal's purse, thou Ah, how the world is pestered with such waterflies, diminutives of nature. I would thou didst itch from head to foot and I had the scratching of thee; I would make thee the loathsomest scab in Greece.
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    Name: Dogshit Bill on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: I have 3 kids and they're all offended. And someones trodden that dogs bloody mess all into the carpet
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    Name: Ploteen Fargasm on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: I find a drop of vinegar and a big hat can cover up a dog mess a real treat.
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    Name: Christopher Rufts on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: Goddamnit Bill, I thought there was something fishy about the way you looked at Gerwyn. I mourned for years after I thought he was abducted by aliens.
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    Name: An Alien on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: He was too powerful for us. We could not contain his essence.
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    Name: Tony Blare on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: I FINK HE BE A Naughty 1, AND he wiLL BE LOCKED into the JAOL 4 HiS badness. i will lock him InTo the JAol tomoro. x
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    Name: Matthew Sawyer on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: I've always found Gerwyn to be an all round lovely guy, a true gent, a dying bread are Gerwyn
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  35. 35
    Name: Matthew Sawyer on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: I've always found Gerwyn to be an all round lovely guy, a true gent, a dying bread are Gerwyn
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  36. 36
    Name: Lisa O'Brien on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: As his girlfriend I feel I am best placed to agree. Gerwyn is indeed offensive, and just generally a bit of a shit! Let's bring him down together!
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  37. 37
    Name: Ding Dong on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: As Gerwyn's secret lover I agree with Lisa. He's a bad, bad boy
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  38. 38
    Name: Bing Bong on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: Ding, are you confirming my suspicions on a bizarre internet petition Is this the way that you choose to admit your infidelity WE ARE OVER. For good this time....
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  39. 39
    Name: Michelle De La FondueSet on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: Thanks for the cheese, Mum. See you after Cubs x
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  40. 40
    Name: God on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: Jesus, what have I told you about posting comments on ipetitions.com...don't do it again. And Satan, you still up for that chess game next Tuesday
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    Name: Mustafa Crap on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: Hello, could someone please tell me where the toilet is
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    Name: Percy Globule on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: I am a blob of intergalactic gunk. When i finally arrive into Earths atmosphere, I plan to land on Gerwyns head where i will reside permenantly until he becomes nice. Its a bit like quantum leap but squidgier.
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    Name: OWJI on Jan 30, 2007
    Comments: I've seen child porn that is less offensive than Gerwyn
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