As most everyone who has ever accessed the internet in the past couple months has seen the beauty that is Tard the Grumpy Cat. I am Tard's biggest fan. I love the little grump. It would mean the world to me to meet him. So, I am petitioning the owners to let me have a chance to meet the cute little guy. If you were to ask anyone around me, they would not deny that I am the biggest fan of the grump. Meeting the grump would mean more to me than falling in love and getting married. I would treasure the pictures from the day I meet the guy more than my first born child. I will asked that I be buried with pictures of the grump.