For as long as we can remember, Tracy's beard has remained unshaved. We need to solve this mystery. To my knowledge, there are no living records, pictures, or any sort of proof that he was not born without this goatee. All of you who read Tracy's page, know that his goatee is iconic. This is why we need to shave it. Lets get enough people together, to at least get him to shave half off at a time so we can photoshop the rest.
I know we can do this, lets get Tracy to shave his beard!
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