Get Scott to Back to His Former Glory!

Humanity is in shambles. That's right I said it. Shambles. When this man had his mustache, all was right. I believe if Scott grows his sir-stache back out, there will be peace in every corner of the world and a clean, renewable energy source powered by rainbows, being operated by a team of the most beautiful unicorns, will bring Hedwig back to life and give food and clean water to all the worlds people.

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