We have just been informed that the women's basketball league has been discontinued without my prior knowledge or consent. Not only is this sexist, all around, this is just plain bullying that cannot and will not be tolerated. We, the Cardinals, subsequently renamed "The Muggles" (0-4, 2013 season) also feel that this is a personal attack on our own progress and severely limits any chance of future recruitment for our post-graduate careers. In an effort to protest, we have set up an online petition. Our signatures recognize the ridiculousness of this action and we plead with the intramural program to repeal this decision.