We all love Gags. He's like the brother we wish our mother would have aborted. He has long had an unhealthy infatuation with women of a darker shade. At first it was funny or even cute. But at this point we fear for his life and safety. This is our intervention. Dr. Drew has walked into the room and locked the door behind him. We will not rest until Gag sees the error of his ways and learns to treat beautiful women of all color with the same lust he shows those that contain a large amount of mellonin.