Matt Fusina is one of the most unintentionally funny and interesting people you will ever meet. While countless people have experienced his gloriousness, there are still billions around the world who have yet received the simple joy of being around him. Thus, this petition is to encourage him to audition for a reality show.
Can't you see him doing his tribal dance on Big Brother, thereby making the other houseguests kick themselves out of the house Or reading a John Locke passage on Last Comic Standing Or becoming the next Arnold (or rap star, Funkmaster) on Made The possibilties are endless and the world would be a better place if this were to happen. All wars would stop, peace would be restored, and the world would become a new version of Woodstock. No one should be deprived of the joy and humor that Fuse brings, so let us unite to get the Funkmaster on TV!
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