Dear McDonald's, Despite the fact that it is politically incorrect, I love your food. If I were to face a firing squad tomorrow morning, I might ask for a Big Mac, fries and a Fillet O Fish on the side. But I would skip dessert. I would never desecrate such a fine tasting meal with a BAKED apple pie. I realize you replaced the fried pie for the same reasons you stopped frying fries in lard. It was bad PR at the time. But like communism, your fried pie has lost its punch as society's common enemy. You can thank the KFC Double Down for that. Or the Corn Sugar association. Isn't it about time you brought back all the glory that was the McDonald's fried apple pie? Do the right thing. For the consumer. For America. Do the right thing.