Sick of dull, monotone tweets?

Forever wishing you could stress what you mean without the need FOR EXCESSIVE CAPS?

Want to make a sexy bold statement with your precious 140 characters?

If the lack of typography is hindering your creative potential, sign our petition to bring italics and bold to Twitter today.

Thanks and happy tweeting.

#Twittography

#Freethetweets

@KathrynEGarden @Ashleyfauguel

p.s. Apparently there is an option to do this with Unicode but I am too lazy and inept to seek it out.