The Iranian government has captured 14 squirrels on their border that they claim were "...equipped by foreign intelligence services". We, the undersigned, demand the IMMEDIATE release of all foreign squirrel nationals from any and all prisons in Iran. You will not be left behind!
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izzyl, United States7 years ago Comments: FREE THE SQUIRRELLLLSSSS
Jackie, United States7 years ago Comments: Get these guys home! Pronto! I don't care if you have to mow down the Iranian president to get them out!
Furry McNuts, United States8 years ago Comments: A battalion of the Squirrel Guard under Colonel Custard (inside joke!) is standing by for an extraction of the petition fails. Take heed, Iran, or we will come for you.
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