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Free Kevin!

15 Signatures Goal: 100

FREE KEVIN! Kevin, a naive 22 year old boy/man/hermaphrodite, has been locked in a certain dungeon for all his life. The dungeon is owned by the Kapadia family. The current owner, Daniel. Has been in the business for 7 years, starting when he was a young lad at 8. He took over the family business from his father, who now currently resides with Greg\'s Mum. Kevin lives in appalling conditions, he lives in a 4\" by 4\" cage, and lives on a diet of Kelp. His only friend is a Swede called Bavard, who has a strange fixation on Quake. It is not known what diseases/infections Kevin has, although he has had an affilation with Adam Sheldrake, so we can only guess a lot. Kevin is subjected to strange fetishes with Barney, not the dinosaur the dog. FREE KEVIN! LISTEN TO REEL BIG FISH! Do DO Da Da Do DO DO!

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  • 8 years ago
    Travis Cooper Australia
    8 years ago
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    Walter Bliss United States
    9 years ago
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    Alan Armstrong United Kingdom
    11 years ago
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    rachel cash United Kingdom
    11 years ago
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    richard bowles United States
    11 years ago
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    Lord Of Albania France
    11 years ago
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    Gregs Mum United Kingdom
    11 years ago
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    Rosie Heffer United Kingdom
    11 years ago
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    JESUS THE CHRIST United Kingdom
    11 years ago
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    Lynsey Houlton United Kingdom
    11 years ago
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    Jono Lakpuri United Kingdom
    11 years ago
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    Jamie Carmishael United Kingdom
    11 years ago
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    Emily Smith United Kingdom
    11 years ago
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    jack mills France
    11 years ago
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    jalala bad United Kingdom
    11 years ago