Free Kevin!

FREE KEVIN! Kevin, a naive 22 year old boy/man/hermaphrodite, has been locked in a certain dungeon for all his life. The dungeon is owned by the Kapadia family. The current owner, Daniel. Has been in the business for 7 years, starting when he was a young lad at 8. He took over the family business from his father, who now currently resides with Greg\'s Mum. Kevin lives in appalling conditions, he lives in a 4\" by 4\" cage, and lives on a diet of Kelp. His only friend is a Swede called Bavard, who has a strange fixation on Quake. It is not known what diseases/infections Kevin has, although he has had an affilation with Adam Sheldrake, so we can only guess a lot. Kevin is subjected to strange fetishes with Barney, not the dinosaur the dog. FREE KEVIN! LISTEN TO REEL BIG FISH! Do DO Da Da Do DO DO!


Lord Jack Mills is the sole sponser of the petition. All hate mail, letter bombs, anthrax etc. send to him.


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