We, the Petitioners, would like Oli's overly protective Mommy to free Oli! This is to bring to the World's notice that our great leader, her Oliness, the Great Oli, is being held captive at Mommy's residence, in a virtual fortress! Very few, if any, people are allowed to visit her Oliness. Few indeed have had the fortune to see her. By this petition, we would like to impress upon the Powers that be, that it is in Her Oliness' best interest that she be allowed to see the Free World, and mingle amongst us common folks. -- Signed -- Ol' of us, Oli-people!