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Frank Knezic MUST Finish Poltergeist Before Starting Another Film

Frank Knezic MUST Finish Poltergeist Before Starting Another Film

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Started by Anonymous 13 years ago
It is my hope that this petition will inspire change in the subpar blu ray viewing habits of Frank "dirrrtyfrank" Knezic. It has been revealed that he has on numerous occasions, started watching films on blu ray without finishing them. His initial claim was that this only occurred with films that he'd previously seen. Recently it has come to light that he watched the first 40 minutes of Tobe Hooper's classic 'Poltergeist', only to set the movie aside half finished in favour of watching The Peanut Butter Solution. This is unacceptable and a change must be made. Let's show "dirrrtyfrank" that the only way in which to watch Poltergeist is in its entirety, in one single sitting. And NOT while assembling a BBQ.

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August 5, 2013

The stories of half-watched films keep rolling in from people who have witnessed Frank's habits firsthand. Post this link on your Facebook wall today so we can keep the pressure on him. Text three friends right now and demand they join this fight for cinematic integrity.

August 5, 2013

The momentum behind this effort proves that cinematic integrity matters to this community. Click the link to post this on your Facebook feed so Frank sees the full scale of this demand. Email the link to your local film buff friends and tell them to put their foot down.

Reached 100 supporters

August 5, 2013

9 Comments

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Kevin Hudson
12 years ago Featured

The peanut butter solution? Really?? Priorities frank. Fix this.

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Linda Zhang
12 years ago Featured

My husband does this too and it drives me crazy. Stay focused until the credits roll.

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Dave Alvarez
12 years ago Featured

Frank you absolute madman finish the movie! stop playing around with the grill and watch the ending!

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Jason Aguilar
12 years ago Featured

Honestly shameful. If you start a movie you finish it. Even if it was bad which Poltergeist isnt.

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Sarah Fox
12 years ago Featured

This is ridiculous. Who does that? Just sit on the couch and be normal for two hours.

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Mike Saunders
12 years ago Featured

FRANK GET IT TOGETHER MAN. POLTERGEIST IS A CLASSIC.

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JAMEY FIALA
1 year ago

Come on Frank, take it like a man!

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Short Joke
3 years ago

This is an outrage FULL STOP

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