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Fox News Is Anti-Gay

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to fox news: are you anti-gay? i am formally charging you with being anti-gay, simply because you have the beautiful megyn kelly working for you - who easily gets any gay male to question his homosexuality - but you have no drop-dead- gorgeous man working for you. is your refusal to hire anyone studlier than jesse watters a matter of not wanting straight men to become gay? not that jesse watters wouldn't be able to manipulate any man's heterosexuality or compromise any man's sexual-identity, it's just that he doesn't blind people with his "schoolboy good looks" as megyn kelly blinds people with her sheer beauty. i wll admit that john stossel could certainly pass for a porn star, but not for any reason other than his moustache. though bill o'reilly may have an aura of masculinity around him, i don't know how many people would pay to see him without a shirt on. glenn beck, unless anyone (else) has a "big daddy" kind of bedroom-fetish, is not likely to turn anyone on...besides, of course, his wife. i guess that someone could argue that glenn does not work for fox news anymore because of his inability to turn men gay, but the other men at fox news can't turn anyone gay either, so unless megyn kelly is in the courtroom with her red stiletto heels to make the case...then nobody would want to submit to a hot female lawyer and believe that fox news wasn't on a quest to nurture a degree of heterosexual lust into every man's life. that's not to question the ability of megyn kelly, because i'm sure she'd still be a lawyer when she's too old to be sexy enough to render men speechless in the courtroom...or in any other room...be that the room with a pie on the table or even the bedroom. the men that fox news hires simply are not man enough to get any man to question his heterosexuality in the way that megyn kelly gets gay "men" to question their homosexuality. gutfeld, no - even as "batman," michael keaton was never much a sex-symbol. beckel, no - though a father/son role does justify homosexuality for a million masculivoids alive today, he's just too grumpy. simply put, the caliber of men that fox news hires does not compare to the caliber of...megyn kelly. therefore, fox news favors contributing to an increase in straight men over an increase in gay "men". and THAT, my foxy friends, is a mark of anti-gay bigotry. FOX NEWS IS AS ANTI-GAY AS CHICK-FIL-A. as legitimate and serious a matter as anti-gay harassment has gotten to be, exemplified by this very letter, the bigotry of fox news should not be tolerated. sincerely, dylan terreri, i www.jaggedlittledyl.com, LLC "When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it." - Madonna www.jaggedlittledyl.com/essays

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