For years, Cowboy Roy Marasigan has been living an adventure much more exciting than any of the TV shows that he helps makes while he is pretending to be a grown-up and saving up for his next maniacal blast through random parties, strange festivals, occult gatherings, and random tangents. This petition is to force somebody with decision making power somewhere that they need to wake up and smell the awesome. By helping to get at least 1,000,000 signatures by adding yours to this list, you can help to ensure that the Gonzo adventures of Roy are shared with the world. If you don't want to sign it, fine. It probably wouldn't be any fun to watch a Filipino Indiana Jones burning a swath of glory through the strangest travel situations that the world has to offer while partying like two ninjas duct-taped to Hunter S. Thompson. Nope... that doesn't sound interesting at all.