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For Congress to pass a bill prohibiting Chic-fil-a from closing on Sundays in order to ensure there's an abundant supply of hetero-safe chicken.

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In light of recent events, it has come to attention of the public that Chic-fil-a is closed on Sundays. This is absolutely outrageous. If I need a chicken sandwich on Sunday, I might have to skirt rural America for a Sonic to get a "straight-blessed" chicken sandwich. We can't count on Colonel Sanders or Sailor Popeye now that Don't Ask Don't Tell has been abolished. Truly these are desperate times, and Congress must act for the well being of kosher mastication. Next you'll be telling me they want Holidays off too! PS. I bet the Chic-fil-a people have nothing better to do on Sunday than go to Supercenter Walmart (read that for what you will) with the Hobby Lobby people.

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